Master's Touch

This is Master's week in Augusta, Georgia. Probably the best time of the year. The weather is getting nicer across the country, people are taking off their jackets, and the best golfers in the world start flying into Augusta in an attempt to be gifted an ugly green sport coat. This year the hype is peaked by the fact that Tiger Woods may finally return to golf after a year or surgeries and rehabilitation. In case the Master's isn't big enough, the biggest player ever is trying to make his comeback. If he plays, the GDP of the United States will drop due to loss of productivity. Every TV, laptop, phone in the country will be watching, instead of working.